In his weekly Tuesday Morning Quarterback column, Greg Easterbrook of ESPN.com made some very insightful remarks regarding fuel economy. How this doesn’t get more attention is beyond me.

I enjoy his entire column, but his articles are quite lengthy, so I’ve pasted the relevant text below.

Full articles can be found here and here.

Hold Your Horsepower: Gasoline demand has declined slightly since 2005. And a few months ago, Congress enacted the first tightening of vehicle fuel economy rules in two decades; barrel prices of oil are declining. So far, so good. But oil is still well over $100 per barrel, versus about $74 at this time last year, and gasoline still costs nearly a dollar more per gallon than at this time last year. The longer-term picture is bleak. In 1973, America imported 6 million barrels of petroleum daily. Currently it imports more than 13 million barrels each day. Yesterday I heard a radio announcer say, “Now that the gasoline price crunch is over …” Don’t make the mistake of thinking for one minute that America’s petroleum addiction is even close to fixed.

For cars, SUVs and light trucks, there are two forces at play in oil-addiction trends, but only one is generally recognized. Everybody knows the fad of big vehicles increases petroleum needs — according to the EPA, the average weight of passenger vehicles has risen 30 percent since 1988, while average MPG is down. The other factor, little acknowledged, is horsepower, which has risen even more sharply than weight. Twenty years ago, the average new passenger vehicle sold in the United States had 120 horsepower. For this model year the figure is 230, almost double. There will be no fundamental change in oil import levels until horsepower numbers change.

Like weight, horsepower depresses fuel economy. Simply knocking a third off the horsepower of new U.S. passenger vehicles would, in about a decade — as efficient new vehicles replace wasteful old ones — eliminate approximately the amount of oil the United States imports from the Middle East. Yes, it’s that simple. Race cars need lots of horsepower; suburban family cars do not. Excessive horsepower causes the United States to be dependent on Middle East dictatorships, engages military commitments to those dictatorships, drives up the price of oil and pushes down the value of the dollar. Horsepower is also the enabler of road rage — rapid acceleration allows cutting off, drag racing and sudden lane changes. Road rage entered national consciousness as a problem in the mid-1990s, exactly when the horsepower ratings of new vehicles began to spike.

Yet nearly all auto companies selling in the United States continue to introduce overpowered cars that require far too much fuel. The problem transcends brands, whether domestic or international. The new BMW 550i sedan has 360 horsepower and records just 18 MPG. Pontiac’s new 361-horsepower G8 GT is a small car that gets just 18 MPG. Only in America do small cars waste gasoline. Ford’s new Taurus sedan has a 263-horsepower engine which delivers only 22 MPG in its front-wheel-drive variant, an awful 19 MPG in the all-wheel-drive version. The Taurus isn’t a sports car, it’s a family car! Toyota’s new Camry, another family car, offers 263 horsepower and just 22 MPG. The Dodge Avenger, a family car, when ordered with the optional 255-horsepower engine posts just 18 MPG. Infiniti’s 320-horsepower FX45, Cadillac’s 403-horsepower Escalade and the 500-horsepower Porsche Cayenne Turbo achieve a dreadful 14 MPG. (All mileage figures in this column are the “combined” numbers that blend city and highway driving. Under real-world circumstances, especially stop-and-go commuting, many drivers average well below the official number.) Plus, the more horses, the more greenhouse gases. According to the EPA, a Porsche Cayenne Turbo emits 13.1 tons of greenhouse gases annually. Check any car’s MPG and greenhouse numbers here.

Corvette

AP Photo/Nick Ut

A 1968 Corvette — which had less muscle than a typical 2008 family car.

Less horsepower would mean better fuel efficiency, diminished petroleum imports and lower carbon emissions but, inevitably, reduced acceleration. Don’t buyers crave speed? Most cars are already too fast! Thirty years ago, the average passenger vehicle did zero to 60 MPH in 14 seconds; for 2008, the average is about 8.5 seconds. That new 263-horsepower Ford Taurus family sedan does zero to 60 in 6.5 seconds — the same acceleration as the 1968 Corvette with the famed 427 big-block V8. The new Camry and Honda’s comparable new Accord do zero to 60 in about 7 seconds. Acceleration of this type is not needed for everyday driving; such power is useful mainly for speeding, running lights and cutting others off. Lexus has aired ads boasting that its new IS-F model, with a 416-horsepower engine, does zero to 60 in 4.6 seconds; the new 480-horsepower Nissan GTR is even faster at 3.8 seconds. Both have dismal mileage ratings. Lexus is telling the business media the IS-F is intended for the United States and won’t be pushed in the company’s home market of Japan. There, the IS-F’s road-rage engineering and 10.2 tons of greenhouse gases released annually might be controversial.

In addition to reducing fossil-fuel use, dialing down horsepower would reduce highway deaths. Researcher Michael Sivak of the University of Michigan’s Transportation Research Institute has found that highway fatalities dropped sharply earlier this year as gas prices shot up, with highway deaths declining 22 percent in March and 18 percent in April. (Note: You can reach the Transportation Research Institute only by car.) This spectacular decline in deaths, receiving little public notice, came about, Sivak found, mainly when drivers slowed down in order to improve MPG. High-horsepower vehicles encourage speeding, because they make soaring above the speed limit feel effortless. If horsepower were reduced by sensible amounts, there would be less driving 80 MPH in 60 MPH zones, or 50 MPH in 30 MPH zones. Sivak’s numbers suggest that if America became sensible about speed, perhaps 8,000 lives per year could be saved. Eight thousand lives per year would represent more Americans saved than if all incidents of drowning were eliminated.

Federal legislation to regulate the horsepower of passenger vehicles, perhaps by establishing a power-to-weight standard, would reduce petroleum consumption, cut greenhouse gas emissions, lower U.S. oil imports, strengthen the dollar, and take some of the road-rage stress out of driving. So what are we waiting for? Whatever your answer, don’t reply, “No one can tell me what I can drive.” Courts consistently rule that vehicles using public roads may be regulated for public purposes, such as safety and energy efficiency. NASCAR races occur on private property — there, horsepower is nobody’s business. On public roads, horsepower is very much everybody’s business. You’d be laughed at if you asserted a “right” to drive a locomotive down the freeway. Where is it written we have the “right” to operate an overpowered car that wastes oil and pollutes the sky?

Jimmie Johnson

AP Photo/Scott k. Brown

NASCAR cars need high horsepower, cars bound for suburban shopping malls do not.

Meanwhile, all the talk lately has been about getting drivers into hypothesized future vehicles that might get excellent mileage, such as plug-in hybrids. Even assuming such cars someday are in showrooms, the payoff is greater for getting people out of low-mileage vehicles right now, because low-mileage vehicles are disproportionate consumers of fuel. Assume an average year of 12,000 miles traveled. The driver who trades in a 15 MPG SUV or high-horsepower car for a 20 MPG standard-engine full-size car would reduce fuel use by 200 gallons. The driver who trades in a 20 MPG full-size car for a 25 MPG midsize would reduce fuel use by 120 gallons. The driver who trades in a 25 MPG midsize for a 30 MPG compact would cut fuel use by 80 gallons. The driver who trades in a 30 MPG compact for a 35 MPH current-technology hybrid would save 60 gallons. And the driver who trades in a 35 MPG current-technology hybrid for a 40 MPG advanced plug-in hybrid would save 40 gallons. By far the best oil-reduction bang for the buck lies in people giving up large SUVs, pickup trucks used for commuting, plus any type of overpowered vehicle, in favor of driving regular cars. The math is presented in detail in this paper by Richard Larrick and Jack Soll of Duke University. This suggests that instead of tax policy being focused on credits for buyers of high-mileage hybrids, and federal subsidies being focused on the development of high-mileage hypothesized future designs, tax policy should reward those who junk SUVs in order to buy regular cars. Tax programs to encourage drivers to junk old high-polluting automobiles were successful, so a junk-your-SUV program might work, too.

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Easterbrook’s follow-up:

More on Mileage and Politics: Last fall, after 20 years of strident inaction, Congress finally passed a bill to increase the fuel efficiency of cars, SUVs and pickup trucks. There was a lot self-congratulation on Capitol Hill. The law seemed to mandate roughly a one-third increase in new-vehicle MPG by 2020 - enough to eliminate the oil the United States imports from the Persian Gulf. Sounds great! But as your columnist wrote in December 2007, “TMQ is hugely suspicious … [there is] a waiver provision that says that if the new standards prove too onerous, automakers can ask they be waived. That is a formula for what Washington specializes in: the appearance of dramatic action while nothing actually happens.” So what’s going on in Washington right now? Pleading poormouth, the big three automakers are already asking for a waiver from the 2015 interim standard, which requires roughly a 15 percent improvement in fuel efficiency. That standard does not take effect for seven years, and already Detroit automakers are saying they can’t meet it.

Or perhaps, they don’t want to try. Lee Hyun-Soon, president of Hyundai, told the Wall Street Journal last week his company will meet the entire 2020 standard by 2015, and will do so entirely with conventional vehicles — no complex plug-in hybrids, just sensible engineering using existing technology. Whenever Washington seems to get serious about oil waste, Toyota, Honda, Hyundai and Subaru put their engineers to work — then build, at American factories staffed by American workers, vehicles that comply with MPG rules. Whenever Washington seems to get serious about oil waste, Chrysler, Ford and General Motors put their lobbyists at work to dilute or evade the standards. There are only 535 people in the United States so gullible they would believe Korean engineers can meet a technical standard, yet American engineers cannot. Unfortunately, those 535 people are the members of the United States Congress.

Congress

AP Photo/Ron Edmonds

Are they the 535 most gullible people in America?

Has anyone from the mainstream media followed up on how last year’s seemingly strict MPG bill is being watered down? As Eric Patashnik of the University of Virginia details in his powerful and timely new book “Reforms at Risk,” reporters are often present when “dramatic” legislation passes, then treat the enactment as the end of the story — paying no attention as lobbyists later water down a bill. As Thomas Friedman points out in his important new book “Hot, Flat and Crowded,” the refusal of Congress and the White House to take any real action against oil waste has had the effect of transferring hundreds of billions of dollars to Moscow, and to the oil sheiks who support anti-Western and anti-Israel terrorism. If MPG standards were higher, oil demand would fall. Instead, high demand holds up barrel prices, enriching Persian Gulf dictatorships and Vladimir Putin. Why, Friedman asks, is Russia suddenly confrontational? Because in the past two years, Russian elites have gotten super-rich, owing to rising oil prices brought on at least in part by U.S. stupidity regarding petroleum waste. If Congress grants Detroit the MPG waivers it seeks, the stupidity will march on.

Meanwhile, back at the federal budget: In 1976, the entire U.S. national debt was about $800 billion, converted to today’s dollars. Last summer, Congress without debate and with barely any notice added $800 billion to the national debt ceiling — raising that ceiling by an amount equal to the entire debt a generation ago. With no debate! The U.S. national debt was $5 trillion in 1997, and has doubled to almost $10 trillion since. Why aren’t the young outraged? The old are acting irresponsibly — spending like crazy but unwilling to tax themselves, then handing the bill to the young. If the young were spending borrowed money like crazy, the old would be lecturing them. How come in Washington, the old can get away with behavior that would be called reckless for the young?

At any rate, the moment another $800 billion worth of borrowing was authorized, supposedly for “emergency” purposes, lobbyists got to work trying to seize every penny now. The big three automakers are now asking Congress for $50 billion of that $800 billion, supposedly to retool to build the fuel-efficient vehicles they had no way — just no way on Earth — of knowing they would ever be required to build. As Paul Ingrassia pointed out in last week’s Wall Street Journal, when Congress bailed out Chrysler in 1980, the deal was structured so that if the company recovered, taxpayers got most of their money back. But what’s being asked for now is pure subsidy — money taxpayers will never see again, and that will be used in part to fund the bonuses of overpaid auto executives who got their companies into trouble in the first place. (The Journal opposes the bailout, though the $50 billion would go to Corporate America.) Ingrassia further notes that when Chrysler’s Lee Iacocca tried to weasel out of the deal and keep the money that was promised back to taxpayers, Ronald Reagan stood firm and would not budge. Contrast Reagan’s sense of civic responsibility to the current president and Congress, both of which just cannot wait to give away other people’s money.

Now connect the dots! The automakers are asking for $50 billion in handouts to meet new fuel economy requirements — at the very time they are also asking for waivers from those requirements. If the past is any guide, they will get both the subsidies and the waivers. The net will be zero progress, more billions of dollars for oil shipped to anti-American forces in the Persian Gulf, and more debt handed to everyone under the age of 30.

Talk radio madness

Posted: September 12, 2008 in politics, talk radio

I keep torturing myself, and I don’t know why.  When an idiotic right-wing talk radio host posed an insensitive hypothetical question on 9/11, I felt the need to contact him with my objections.  He was also blathering about Matt Damon’s recent comments.

Ben,

Here’s what Matt Damon is talking about.  http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/STATS/table4c6.html He’s not saying McCain is going to die, but the life expectancy of a U.S. male is 74.  Think about it.  It’s not morbid, it’s just a fact.  But whatever, I know the game.  The Rove playbook says you should keep from talking about real issues, and you’re doing a fine job of that.  The lipstick on a pig stuff yesterday was riveting.

Your hypothetical “If you were a terrorist, who would I rather have be president?” is in incredibly poor taste on this particular day.  Shockingly poor taste, actually.

I’ll play along though.  To answer your question, if I’m a terrorist, I want a Republican in charge because they have a track record of using terrorist attacks as justification to attack someone completely unaffiliated “my” efforts.

Republicans are always touting how tough they are on terrorism.  But you know what?  That bastard Osama bin Laden is STILL ALIVE.  Why?

I’m not holding my breath for a response, but some I thought you should hear some dissention, and I couldn’t get through on the phone.

Happy spinning.

Here was his reply, verbatim:

stoopt holding your breath it can hurt your life expectancy!!!

I’m not kidding.  That’s what he wrote.  Nevermind the poor spelling/grammar, it doesn’t even make sense!  I said I wasn’t holding my breath!  Whatever.

Originally published Tuesday, April 04, 2006… then randomly deleted by myspace in late 2006.

Movie of the Week

Movie: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

IMDb link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064115/

Length: 110 minutes

Why it’s worth watching/re-watching (without giving up any plot points): Great use of scenery, nice pacing, engaging story. But mostly, Paul Newman and Robert Redford. These two have legendary chemistry, (not of the Ledger-Gyllenhaal variety) and it’s just a pleasure to watch them operate. Come to think of it, I can’t think of better non-romantic duo than Newman and Redford. There are five main components of a good buddy team, as you’ll see below. Let’s break it down:

Newman & Redford ( BC&tSK, The Sting)

Acting skills: 5/5

Likeability: 5/5

Star Power & Charisma: 5/5

Chemistry: 5/5

Comedy: 4/5

Overall: 24/25

In relatively recent years, who can compare?

Jack Lemmon & Walter Matthou (Grumpy/Grumpier Old Men, The Odd Couple*)

Acting skills: 4.5/5

Likeability: 4.5/5

Star Power & Charisma: 4/5

Chemistry: 5/5

Comedy: 5/5

Overall: 23/25

* I have not seen The Odd Couple

Robert De Niro & Joe Pesci (Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Casino)

Acting skills: 5/5

Likeability: 3.5/5

Star Power & Charisma: 4.5/5

Chemistry: 5/5

Comedy: 3.5/5 (Funny like a clown?)

Overall: 21.5/25

Mel Gibson & Danny Glover (Lethal Weapon Series)

Acting skills: 4/5

Likeability: 4.5/5

Star Power & Charisma: 4/5

Chemistry: 4.5/5

Comedy: 4/5

Overall: 21/25

Eddie Murphy & Nick Nolte (48 Hours)

Acting skills: 3/5

Likeability: 4/5

Star Power & Charisma: 4/5

Chemistry: 4.5/5

Comedy: 4.5/5

Overall: 20/25

Chris Farley & David Spade (Tommy Boy)

Acting skills: 2.5/5

Likeability: 4/5

Star Power & Charisma: 3.5/5

Chemistry: 5/5

Comedy: 5/5

Overall: 20/25

Brad Pitt & George Clooney (Ocean’s 11)

Acting skills: 4.5/5

Likeability: 5/5

Star Power & Charisma: 5/5

Chemistry: 2.5/5

Comedy: 3/5

Overall: 20/25

Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson (Wedding Crashers)

Acting skills: 2/5

Likeability: 4.5/5

Star Power & Charisma: 4/5

Chemistry: 4.5/5

Comedy: 5/5

Overall: 20/25

Robert Downey Jr. & Val Kilmer (Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang)

Acting skills: 4/5

Likeability: 3/5

Star Power & Charisma: 3.5/5

Chemistry: 4.5/5

Comedy: 4/5

Overall: 19/25

And just for the hell of it…

Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker (Rush Hour)

Acting skills: 0.5/5

Likeability: 3.5/5

Star Power & Charisma: 2.5/5

Chemistry: 4/5

Comedy: 4.5/5 (mostly unintentional)

Overall: 15/25

Obviously this is not the definitive, all-encompassing buddy-duo list. I will probably think of more to add later and/or field any suggestions from my 2.5 readers. Back to the movie of the week…

Downside you may have to overlook to enjoy the film: The film drags a bit toward the end.

My favorite scene/line from the film: Who are those guys?

My rating (out of 4): 3.89

One-word soundtrack/score review (if applicable): Solid.

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Movie of the Week

Movie: Super Troopers (2001)

IMDb link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247745/

Length: 100 minutes

Why it’s worth watching/re-watching (without giving up any plot points): Last night I was flipping through channels waiting for 24 to begin. I came upon Super Troopers on Comedy Central, and channel surfing ceased. Krista did not protest, and she even offered up this gem: It’s one of the best comedies ever. Holy crap,” I thought, “she’s right.”

I have a theory. Expectations play a huge role in determining how one evaluates a movie. Super Troopers is a golden example. Back in ’01 or ’02, having seen what I considered to be lame previews, I had very low expectations when I first viewed this movie. Using my movie rating scale (0=worst, 4=best), I was expecting about a 1.5, and hoping for maybe a 2. What I saw was damn near a 4.

But Super Troopers goes well beyond just surpassing expectations. It has smart, witty, clever dialogue. It utilizes, but does not rely heavily on visual gags. In the end, it’s highly re-watchable and resides in the pantheon of great comedies along with Caddyshack, Animal House, Coming to America, and Christmas Vacation .

Downside you may have to overlook to enjoy the film: The same guys also made Club Dread.

My favorite scene/line from the film: You mean Shenanigans?

My rating (out of 4): 3.90

One-word soundtrack/score review (if applicable): Accompanying.

Lately I’ve been making a habit of listening to conservative talk radio during my lunch hour.

Good God, man — why??? You ask.

I know, it’s infuriating. However, I find it helpful to know what makes the far right tick so I can formulate counter-arguments and stay on top of their talking points. Also, I keep track of the companies piping advertising dollars into these shows so that I can avoid giving money to those companies if at all possible.

Normally the bile is spilling from Rush’s mouth, but today I caught a little Sean Hannity filth. And I noticed something rather odd.

Rush endorses mattresses (Select Comfort).

Sean Hannity endorses mattresses (Tempur-Pedic).

So I guess that answers the question:

How the hell do these guys sleep at night?

Really comfortable mattresses, I guess. And in Rush’s case, lots of drugs.

Captain Dipshit